<\/p>
There once was Maharaja Rich,<\/p>
His muse was a doodling glitch.<\/p>
He\u2019d slurp up some noodles,<\/p>
While dodging his poodles\u2014<\/p>
And dream of a pet ostrich!<\/p>
<\/p>
Now Rich looked like Macca,<\/p>
His thoughts went clacka-clacka.<\/p>
He\u2019d argue with clocks,<\/p>
And serenade rocks,<\/p>
While sipping on steam from a snacka.<\/p>
<\/p>
<\/p>
In the copper-lit cabin of The Oodles Express, Maharaja Rich adjusted his velvet waistcoat, monocle gleaming like a polished gear. His quantum dobro hummed with string-theory harmonics as he serenaded collies\u2014each wearing bowler hats and tapping their paws to rhythms only tachyons could hear.<\/p>
<\/p>
Across the deck, time-traveling llamas debated noodle entanglement, their hooves scribbling equations in midair. One llama, named Professor Spaghetti, insisted that soba could bend spacetime if slurped with sufficient gusto.<\/p>
<\/p>
Rich, unfazed, flipped open his book that read backwards. It whispered secrets in reverse Latin, revealing source codes that, when sung aloud, would self-destruct in multi-coloured hues\u2014fuchsia, chartreuse, and a shade known only to sentient kale.<\/p>
<\/p>
He tapped a brass lever. The airship shuddered. A puff of steam revealed a hologram of Macca, nodding approvingly. \u201cStacka the logic,\u201d it said. \u201cUnstack the soul.\u201d<\/p>
<\/p>
And so Rich did\u2014one noodle at a time.<\/p>
<\/p>
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